If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

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    “Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.” This line makes me giggle, can you guess why DG?
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    Challenge completed
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    Wait this doesn’t work because there are many different accents for English speakers. So a British person will...
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    (I have no problem with the poem itself, because it is hilarious. But the way it was presented is utter fucking...
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